Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i already hear my dad disowning me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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