Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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