My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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