Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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