dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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