My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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