Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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