idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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