Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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