You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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