omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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