So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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