Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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