the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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