You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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