I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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