At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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