I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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