Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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