Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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