Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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