what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize