Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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