I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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