I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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