white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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