We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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