Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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