Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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