well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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