Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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