i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
