And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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