If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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