I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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