C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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