I have demons in me.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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