I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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