at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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