he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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