I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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