Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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