I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
