suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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