So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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