I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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