Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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