considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize