id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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