trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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