Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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