Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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