As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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