Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize