Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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