Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
