The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
This baby is an asshole
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
COCAINE IS GR8
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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