How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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